Author: Tan The Man

Picnic Day in Davis

For a lot of people in Davis, Picnic Day is the most exciting day of the year. To some, it’s a chance to learn a lot about what students and faculty are working on. There are lots of bands (mostly start-up bands) that play for huge crowds. There are lots of food and tons of single women. You might find a lot of drunk people who show up to have fun all by themselves. This year, we walked around, caught the dog show and walked some more. Blub and I entered this Doom 3 contest. I won the round with 18 kills and I might end up winning a new gaming mouse. Yah pour moi. … Continue reading…Picnic Day in Davis

Today = Bad Day x Infinity

Today started off okay. Even though I went to bed earlier than usual, I was still very tired. I biked to work and did my usual shift. I got an unusual amount of praise with my carrying many boxes back and forth between offices, which is fine. Five minutes left till lunch time, I notice that the water cooler was empty. I’ve done this a thousand times so I didn’t hesitate to remove the empty container and try to load a new one. As soon as I lift the full container, my arms give way and I drop the container. It breaks and gallons upon gallons of water fill the hallway and adjacent offices. … Continue reading…Today = Bad Day x Infinity