“When the economy is bad, it means budget cuts and teacher layoffs. That means the next generation won’t even know as much about American history as Sarah Palin.” — Jay Leno on budget cuts and Sarah Palin … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Budget Cuts And Sarah Palin
“Blood libel obviously means being falsely accused of having blood on your hands and in this case … that’s exactly what was going on.” — Sarah Palin on blood libel … Continue reading…Sarah Palin On Blood Libel
“Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is speaking out. She realizes that she was totally unprepared to be a mother. It’s better than being a mother that’s totally unprepared to be vice president.” — Jay Leno on Bristol Palin and motherhood … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Bristol Palin And Motherhood
“Are you ready for the big 2010 Census? They’re saying the census consists of 10 questions in 10 minutes. That’s how John McCain chose his running mate.” — David Letterman on the 2010 Census and John McCain … Continue reading…David Letterman On The 2010 Census And John McCain
“The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. They showed the biathlon, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as commuting.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the biathlon at the Winter Olympics … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On The Biathlon At The Winter Olympics