“According to Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, the recession is over. Where is that ‘you lie’ guy [Joe Wilson] when you need him.” — Jay Leno on Ben Bernanke claiming the recession is over … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Ben Bernanke Claiming The Recession Is Over
“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad held an election victory party. At the party, he thanked the 148% of the people who voted for him. Ahmadinejad is keeping a low profile, a result of the contested election. When asked about him, his staff said he was out hiking.” — Jay Leno on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Iran … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Mahmoud Ahmadinejad And Iran
“President Obama had less than a one-hour warning before North Korea’s nuclear test. That’s not bad when you realize he gets no warning when Joe Biden’s going to go off.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and North Korea … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And North Korea
“I can’t believe Dick Cheney. He keeps giving speeches, and he’s appearing on TV news shows. It’s like he thinks he’s still president.” — Jay Leno on Dick Cheney … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Dick Cheney
“The White House had a private screening of Star Trek. You don’t have to worry about some moron talking through the movie at private screenings. That’s why they didn’t invite Joe Biden.” — Jay Leno on Star Trek at the White House … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Star Trek At The White House