“Scientists say there is evidence of water on the moon. That’s great, but call me when you find vodka.” — David Letterman on possible water on the moon … Continue reading…David Letterman On Possible Water On The Moon
“According to financial experts, including Ben Bernanke, the recession may be over. Just wait until we tell the 11 million people without jobs.” — David Letterman on Ben Bernanke saying the recession is ending … Continue reading…David Letterman On Ben Bernanke Saying The Recession Is Ending
“Frightening times with all these crazy dictators. But they’re all small, really. Kim Jong II? Tiny guy. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Tiny guy? Mayor Bloomberg? Tiny guy.” — David Letterman on tiny crazy dictators … Continue reading…David Letterman On Tiny Crazy Dictators
“New York City is at war with Canadian geese ever since the whole US Airways landing in the Hudson. Mayor Bloomberg is serious about this. He’s so serious, he’s bringing in Dick Cheney.” — David Letterman on New York City’s War on Geese … Continue reading…David Letterman On New York City’s War On Geese
“Sarah Palin has accepted my apology. She also accepted a $500 gift certificate from LensCrafters. I though that was a nice touch.” — David Letterman on Sarah Palin … Continue reading…David Letterman On Sarah Palin