“Two U.S. reporters have been imprisoned in North Korea and now President Obama is considering sending Al Gore to negotiate their release. After hearing the Al Gore threat, North Korea gave up the reporters and their nuclear program.” — Conan O’Brien on Barack Obama and North Korea … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Barack Obama And North Korea
“Yesterday in New York City, a woman gave birth to a baby at JFK airport. People at JFK were shocked because it was the first time in years they have seen an on-time arrival.” — Conan O’Brien on a birth at New York’s JFK airport … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On A Birth At New York’s JFK Airport
“The ratings for this year’s Academy Awards are expected to be very low because hardly anyone has seen the Best Picture nominees. Also not helping — the prospect of seeing Mickey Rourke in high-definition.” — Conan O’Brien on the 2009 Academy Awards … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On The 2009 Academy Awards
“Some people got bored while waiting for the inauguration so they started doing the Electric Slide. Apparently, the best way to celebrate our first black president is to do the whitest dance imaginable.” — Conan O’Brien on Barack Obama’s inauguration … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Barack Obama’s Inauguration
“According to a new report, thousands of pregnant mothers in this country are planning to name their baby Barack. After hearing this, Sarah Palin told her daughter Bristol, ‘Don’t even think about it.'” — Conan O’Brien on Barack being a popular baby name … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Barack Being A Popular Baby Name