“Israel announced Monday that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will visit the West Bank and Israel next week. She’s going to lecture the Israelis and the Palestinians on how to live side by side, even though they hate each other. No one’s better qualified.” — Argus Hamilton on Hillary Clinton’s recent visit to the West Bank … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Hillary Clinton’s Recent Visit To The West Bank
“If you watched TV last weekend, you know that ABC’s Charlie Gibson did something John McCain has never done — interviewed Sarah Palin. At one point, Gibson asked about the Bush Doctrine, and she didn’t know what it was. But to be fair, even Bush doesn’t know what it is.” — Jay Leno on Sarah Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Sarah Palin’s Interview With Charlie Gibson
“Bill Clinton was on The View [this week]. It was a frustrating appearance for Clinton — it turns out the pretty one is a conservative.” — Jay Leno on Bill Clinton’s recent appearance on The View … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Bill Clinton’s Recent Appearance On The View
“Bill Clinton said Wednesday he’ll campaign for Barack Obama in the South after the Jewish holidays. Is he kidding? It’s been so long since Bill Clinton lived in the South he has forgotten that the only religion that matters is college football.” — Argus Hamilton on Bill Clinton campaigning for Barack Obama … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Bill Clinton Campaigning For Barack Obama
“Yesterday in New York City, a woman gave birth to a baby at JFK airport. People at JFK were shocked because it was the first time in years they have seen an on-time arrival.” — Conan O’Brien on a birth at New York’s JFK airport … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On A Birth At New York’s JFK Airport