“Fewer people are getting plastic surgery, the industry reports. How ironic. The one time you need a smile on your face, and you can’t even afford to get it.” — Jay Leno on the effects of the economic crisis on the cosmetic surgery industry … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Effects Of The Economic Crisis On The Cosmetic Surgery Industry
“Don’t talk about it. Be about it.” — Ryan Howard’s motto in The Sporting News; February 2, 2009 (18) … Continue reading…Ryan Howard’s Motto
“The whole theory behind this salary cap is that if you are not performing well and you’re taking taxpayer money, then that should be reflected in lower wages. Of course, under that criteria everybody in Congress should get $2 an hour.” — Jay Leno on salary caps for executives of bailed out companies … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Salary Caps For Executives Of Bailed Out Companies
“The economy is so bad right now Barack Obama’s new slogan is ‘Spare Change You Can Believe In.'” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and the U.S. economy … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And The U.S. Economy
“Obama has now lost two nominees because of tax trouble. Good luck to the new Health and Human Services nominee — Wesley Snipes.” — David Letterman on Barack Obama’s two failed cabinet nominees … Continue reading…David Letterman On Barack Obama’s Two Failed Cabinet Nominations