“The saddest part about Chicago not getting the Olympics? Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich already sold 10 front row seats for a hundred grand apiece for the opening ceremonies.” — Jay Leno on Chicago not hosting the 2016 Summer Olympics … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Chicago Not Hosting The 2016 Summer Olympics
“Sarah Palin’s new autobiography–which doesn’t come out until November–is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the Web site, it says, ‘People who bought this book also bought… no other books in their entire lives.” — Jimmy Fallon on Sarah Palin’s memoir … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Sarah Palin’s Memoir
“Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi talked at the U.N. He went on forever about Israel, the swine flu, and even the JFK assassination. Where was Kanye West to grab the microphone from him?” — Jay Leno on Moammar Gadhafi and Kanye West … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Moammar Gadhafi And Kanye West
Steven Lait pwns Meg Whitman on her spotty voting record. … Continue reading…Steven Lait Cartoon – 09.27.2009
“According to Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, the recession is over. Where is that ‘you lie’ guy [Joe Wilson] when you need him.” — Jay Leno on Ben Bernanke claiming the recession is over … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Ben Bernanke Claiming The Recession Is Over