“China announced that during the Olympics, it will ban restaurants from serving dog meat. Which brings new meaning to the phrase, ‘Hello, Kitty.'” — Conan O’Brien on China banning serving dog meat during the 2008 Summer Olympics … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On China Banning Serving Dog Meat During The 2008 Summer Olympics
“Mr. Romney likes to claim that his views on topics such as gay rights and abortion have ‘evolved.’ But they have evolved in a direction that is strikingly convenient — perhaps through intelligent design.” — “The Case For John McCain” in the December 8th-14th, 2007 issue of The Economist. … Continue reading…The Economist On Mitt Romney
“Hot today. So hot, that today is New York City Jamba Juice is $140 a barrel.” — David Letterman on New York City’s recent heat wave … Continue reading…David Letterman On New York City’s Recent Heat Wave
“The state of New Hampshire is going to allow prison inmates to enter into civil unions… which is good news for inmates who are in love — but bad news for their cellmates.” — Jay Leno on New Hampshire allowing civil unions for prison inmates … Continue reading…Jay Leno On New Hampshire Allowing Civil Unions For Prison Inmates
“John McCain hired Arnold Schwarzenegger’s campaign manager, Steve Schmidt. Anybody who can make a Republican out of a Hollywood actor might make a Republican out of McCain.” — Argus Hamilton on John McCain’s hiring of Steve Schmidt … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On John McCain’s Hiring Of Steve Schmidt