“The Walt Disney Corporation announced that it is going to build a Disneyland in mainland China. Apparently, it will be the first Disneyland built for children by children.” — Conan O’Brien on Disney’s planned Chinese Disneyland theme park … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Disney’s Planned Chinese Disneyland Theme Park
“Barack Obama sent out a text message for his vice president choice at 3 a.m. He told everyone he picked Joe Biden. How do you think that made Hillary Clinton feel? She finally gets that 3 a.m. call — and it’s to tell her they picked Joe Biden.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama choosing Joe Biden as his running mate … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama Choosing Joe Biden As His Running Mate
“Joe Biden is Barack Obama’s running mate. Nothing says change like a guy who’s been in the Senate for 35 years.” — David Letterman on Barack Obama choosing Joe Biden as his running mate … Continue reading…David Letterman On Barack Obama Choosing Joe Biden As His Running Mate
“Hillary Clinton appeared with Barack Obama at a rally in New Hampshire Friday to show her unconditional support for him. She acted like she meant it, and he acted like he believed it. One day, used care salesmen will study this tape in advanced training sessions.” — Argus Hamilton on Hillary Clinton’s Appearance at a Barack Obama New Hampshire rally … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Hillary Clinton’s Appearance At A Barack Obama New Hampshire Rally
“The New York Times once again raised the issue that John McCain may not be eligible to be president because he’s not a natural-born U.S. citizen. Apparently, McCain was born outside the 13 colonies.” — Conan O’Brien on a New York Times report question John McCain’s presidential eligibility … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On A New York Times Report Questioning John McCain’s Presidential Eligibility