“According to statistics, the chances of any one person’s vote deciding who will win the election is 60 million to 1. About the same odds of the Detroit Lions ever winning another game.” — Jay Leno on voting and the Detroit Lions … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Voting And The Detroit Lions
“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick” — Sarah Palin … Continue reading…Famous Sarah Palin Quote
“Tuesday in Washington, the Secret Service arrested a man who climbed over the White House fence. The Secret Service told the man, ‘Get back here, Mr. President, you have two more months.'” — Conan O’Brien on a possible White House trespassing … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On A Possible White House Trespassing
“On CBS News, Katie Couric asked both presidential candidates the last time they cried. I’m glad I held off on my vote until that question was asked.” — Craig Ferguson on Katie Couric’s interview with Barack Obama and John McCain … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Katie Couric’s Interview With Barack Obama And John McCain
“Boy George says he’s written a song supporting Barack Obama. That will help Obama lock up the critical 1980s gay pop-star vote.” — Conan O’Brien on Boy George supporting Barack Obama … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Boy George Supporting Barack Obama