Craig Ferguson On Black Friday
“The malls were packed on Friday. All those women fighting and screaming and shoving… it’s like an episode of The View.” — Craig Ferguson on Black Friday … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Black Friday
Category: Asides
Jay Leno On Nancy Pelosi And The $700 Billion Bailout
“The bailout was voted down. Nancy Pelosi was so shocked that if she could have made a facial expression, she would have.” — Jay Leno on Nancy Pelosi and the $700 billion bailout … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Nancy Pelosi And The $700 Billion Bailout
Conan O’Brien On Barack Being A Popular Baby Name
“According to a new report, thousands of pregnant mothers in this country are planning to name their baby Barack. After hearing this, Sarah Palin told her daughter Bristol, ‘Don’t even think about it.'” — Conan O’Brien on Barack being a popular baby name … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Barack Being A Popular Baby Name
Stephen Hawking On The Possibility Of Alien Life
“”Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.” — Stephen Hawking on the possibility of alien life… … Continue reading…Stephen Hawking On The Possibility Of Alien Life
Jay Leno On Sen. Daniel Inouye Replacing Sen. Robert Byrd
“In the Senate, 90-year-old Robert Byrd will step down as Appropriations Committee chair. He’ll be replaced by Hawaiian Sen. Daniel Inouye, who is 84. Finally, we’re getting some young blood in there.” — Jay Leno on Sen. Daniel Inouye replacing Sen. Robert Byrd … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Sen. Daniel Inouye Replacing Sen. Robert Byrd