“The New York Mets were ordered to sell Bernard Madoff’s season tickets at Citi Field. He prebought great seats he could use to reel in new investors so he could pay off old investors, but everything collapsed in late September. The Mets understand.” — Argus Hamilton on Bernard Madoff and the New York Mets … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Bernard Madoff And The New York Mets
“Bernie Madoff’s wife, Ruth, is saying she has her own money. She says she has $62 million in savings. She says it’s not swindle money; it’s not fraud money; it’s money she made from yard sales. It’s money she says she saved by switching to GEICO.” — David Letterman on Bernie Madoff and Ruth Madoff … Continue reading…David Letterman On Bernie Madoff And Ruth Madoff
“Bad news for General Motors. They had to recall more than 1 million cars for safety reasons. THe cares The cars were easy to locate… they were still in the showrooms.” — Craig Ferguson on General Motors’ recent recall … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On General Motors’ Recent Recall
“North Korean leader Kim Jong Il declared a national holiday in North Korea last week to celebrate his missile launch. He’s especially proud of its accuracy. The missile flew almost 2,000 miles and hit its intended target, the Pacific Ocean.” — Argus Hamilton on North Korea’s failed missile launch … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On North Korea’s Failed Missile Launch
“I work out imagining I’m Wolverine.” — Hugh Jackman on training for X-Men Origins: Wolverine … Continue reading…Hugh Jackman On Training For X-Men Origins: Wolverine