“Sarah Palin’s new autobiography–which doesn’t come out until November–is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the Web site, it says, ‘People who bought this book also bought… no other books in their entire lives.” — Jimmy Fallon on Sarah Palin’s memoir … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Sarah Palin’s Memoir
“Scientists say there is evidence of water on the moon. That’s great, but call me when you find vodka.” — David Letterman on possible water on the moon … Continue reading…David Letterman On Possible Water On The Moon
“These days, the average markup for an iced tea runs a whopping 4,400 percent. Just don’t expect you’ll always get a lemon wedge with it. At about 10 cents a slice, the lemon costs about twice what the drink itself does.” — “8 Restaurant Ploys to Watch For” from SmartMoney … Continue reading…Pet Peeve: The Cost Of Iced Tea
“Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi talked at the U.N. He went on forever about Israel, the swine flu, and even the JFK assassination. Where was Kanye West to grab the microphone from him?” — Jay Leno on Moammar Gadhafi and Kanye West … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Moammar Gadhafi And Kanye West
“Mets could team Halladay with Johan Santana and still find a way to screw things up.” — Ben Maller on the possibility of Roy Halladay joining the New York Mets (accessed on October 6, 2009 12:50 AM) … Continue reading…Ben Maller On The Possibility Of Roy Halladay Joining The New York Mets