“The president says he wants to do away with ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush’s ‘Don’t know, don’t care’ policy.” — David Letterman on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” … Continue reading…David Letterman On “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”
“President George W. Bush made his debut as a motivational speaker. Afterward, Bush said the crowd was so motivated many of them left halfway through.” — Conan O’Brien on George W. Bush as a motivational speaker … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On George W. Bush As A Motivational Speaker
“The saddest part about Chicago not getting the Olympics? Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich already sold 10 front row seats for a hundred grand apiece for the opening ceremonies.” — Jay Leno on Chicago not hosting the 2016 Summer Olympics … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Chicago Not Hosting The 2016 Summer Olympics
“Of course, I get butterflies before I go on stage. But now I have them flying in formation.” — Helen Hayes on stage fright [Elizabeth Urech, Speaking Globally: Effective Presentations Across International and Cultural Boundaries (76)] … Continue reading…Helen Hayes On Stage Fright
“I consider Steve Seagal a close personal friend, even though we have never met.” — Will Ferrell on Steven Seagal … Continue reading…Will Ferrell On Steven Seagal