“The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.” — Rush Limbaugh on BP oil rig spill near Louisiana coast … Continue reading…Rush Limbaugh On BP Oil Rig Spill Near Louisiana Coast
“A New York doctor has finished a five-year study on what smells have the biggest effect on New Yorkers. The smell New Yorkers like the most: vanilla. The smell New Yorkers like the least: New Jersey.” — Jay Leno on smells in New York … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Smells In New York
“Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is speaking out. She realizes that she was totally unprepared to be a mother. It’s better than being a mother that’s totally unprepared to be vice president.” — Jay Leno on Bristol Palin and motherhood … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Bristol Palin And Motherhood
“President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan this weekend. I guess after 14 months in Washington, he wanted to go somewhere where there was less fighting.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama’s visit to Afghanistan … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama’s Visit To Afghanistan
“Are you ready for the big 2010 Census? They’re saying the census consists of 10 questions in 10 minutes. That’s how John McCain chose his running mate.” — David Letterman on the 2010 Census and John McCain … Continue reading…David Letterman On The 2010 Census And John McCain