“The United States Post Office says that they’re going to cut back delivery to five days a week. I was upset until I thought, ‘That’s one less day of hate mail.'” — David Letterman on the United States Postal Service’s 5 day delivery proposal … Continue reading…David Letterman On The United States Postal Service’s 5 Day Delivery Proposal
“Radio host Rush Limbaugh says he will leave the United States if health care reform passes. Well, if that doesn’t get the Democrats to rally, nothing will.” — Jay Leno on Rush Limbaugh and health care reform … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Rush Limbaugh And Health Care Reform
“President Obama went on Fox News tonight to pitch his plan for heath care reform. Obama going on Fox News? That’s like John Edwards going on The Marriage Ref.” — Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama and heath care reform … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama And Heath Care Reform
“Kathryn Bigelow won Best Director for The Hurt Locker, about the Iraq war. But she forgot to thank the two people without whom this film could have never been made: Bush and Cheney.” — Jay Leno on Kathryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Kathryn Bigelow And The Hurt Locker
“President Bush said that he often turned to prayer during his presidency. Hey, I think we all turned to prayer during his presidency.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush and prayer … Continue reading…Jay Leno On George W. Bush And Prayer