“The government announced today that they’re making big changes to the No-Fly list. Apparently, asking terrorists to be on the honor system has not been working.” — Jay Leno on changes to the No-Fly List … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Changes To The No-Fly List
“In a new interview, BP‘s CEO Tony Hayward said the Gulf oil spill is ‘relatively tiny’ compared to the ‘very big ocean.’ That’s like telling someone who’s just been shot not to worry about the bullet, because they’re really, really fat.” — Jimmy Fallon on BP CEO Tony Hayward … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On BP CEO Tony Hayward
“The FDA may be on the verge of approving Viagra for women. They say the chemicals in it may reduce the incidence of fake headaches before bed.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Viagra for women … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Viagra For Women
“BP is the responsible party, but we need the federal government to make sure that they are held accountable and that they are indeed responsible.” — Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on the BP Oil Spill … Continue reading…Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal On The BP Oil Spill
“The Vatican is updating its policy on sexual abuse. They are now against it.” — Jay Leno on the Vatican and sexual abuse … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Vatican And Sexual Abuse