Why don’t I have a girlfriend?

Dammit. My housemates are all gone. I lit a fire in the fireplace, turned off all the lights and put a CD into tiger’s dvd player (IE poor man’s home theater system) and it sounds pretty damn good. And a cup of wine in hand. If I had a girlfriend, I’d have gotten laid tonight. Oya. Or even a girl over. Yes I’m just that good.

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