“Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.” – Jay Leno on Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Osama bin Laden And Dick Cheney
“JetBlue is appointing retired Gen. Stanley McChrystal to its board of directors. That’s who I want looking for my missing luggage — the guy who’s been trying to find bin Laden for ten years.” — Jimmy Fallon on JetBlue hiring Gen. Stanley McChrystal … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On JetBlue Hiring Gen. Stanley McChrystal
“In Afghanistan, the U.S. has discovered large deposits of iron, copper, cobalt, gold, and lithium. Or as most people would call it, ‘Not Osama bin Laden.'” — Jimmy Fallon on potential mineral mining in Afghanistan … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Potential Mineral Mining In Afghanistan