“Twitter went down for about an hour yesterday. So, for about an hour, a lot of people with nothing to do had absolutely nothing to do.” — Jimmy Fallon on Twitter going down … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Twitter Going Down
“In a new interview, BP‘s CEO Tony Hayward said the Gulf oil spill is ‘relatively tiny’ compared to the ‘very big ocean.’ That’s like telling someone who’s just been shot not to worry about the bullet, because they’re really, really fat.” — Jimmy Fallon on BP CEO Tony Hayward … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On BP CEO Tony Hayward
“President Obama went on Fox News tonight to pitch his plan for heath care reform. Obama going on Fox News? That’s like John Edwards going on The Marriage Ref.” — Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama and heath care reform … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama And Heath Care Reform
“Everyone’s talking about the military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. Adm. Mike Mullen said it’s wrong to force people ‘to lie about who they are’ in order to serve their country. Then Congress was like, ‘Who cares? We do that every election.'” — Jimmy Fallon on ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
“Sarah Palin’s new autobiography–which doesn’t come out until November–is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the Web site, it says, ‘People who bought this book also bought… no other books in their entire lives.” — Jimmy Fallon on Sarah Palin’s memoir … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Sarah Palin’s Memoir