“According to MSNBC, Tiger Woods paid some of his mistresses between $5,000 and $20,000 a month to keep quiet about his affairs. That’s the second bailout plan this year that didn’t work.” — Jay Leno on Tiger Woods and the Bailout … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Tiger Woods And The Bailout
“I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.” — Conan O’Brien on life and Jay Leno … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Life And Jay Leno
“At the Copenhagen climate summit, they’re talking about saving the environment. The delegates had 1,200 limos and 140 private jets. Or as they call that in Malibu, Earth Day.” — Jay Leno on the Copenhagen Climate Summit … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Copenhagen Climate Summit
“The saddest part about Chicago not getting the Olympics? Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich already sold 10 front row seats for a hundred grand apiece for the opening ceremonies.” — Jay Leno on Chicago not hosting the 2016 Summer Olympics … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Chicago Not Hosting The 2016 Summer Olympics
“Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi talked at the U.N. He went on forever about Israel, the swine flu, and even the JFK assassination. Where was Kanye West to grab the microphone from him?” — Jay Leno on Moammar Gadhafi and Kanye West … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Moammar Gadhafi And Kanye West