“The stock market crashed yesterday. Once again, I don’t think President Bush gets it. When asked if customers should be concerned about all these bank closings, he said it doesn’t matter — if the bank is closed, just use the ATM.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush and the economy … Continue reading…Jay Leno On George W. Bush And The Economy
“Government figures released by President Bush show we are not in a recession. Unless, of course, you have to buy gas or food or some other luxury item.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush’s figures showing no recession … Continue reading…Jay Leno On George W. Bush’s Figures Showing No Recession
“Barack Obama said today that the $700 billion bailout should not be a blank check. He said that $700 billion is a lot of money. In fact, it would take him at least 10 Hollywood fundraisers to come up with that kind of money.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and the $700 billion bailout … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And The $700 Billion Bailout
“Congress now has a 10% approval rating. That seems way too high.” — Jay Leno on Congress’ recent approval rating … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Congress’ Recent Approval Rating
“Well, it looks like Hillary Clinton still has a shot at being vice president — yeah, if John McCain picks her.” — Jay Leno on Hillary Clinton’s chances at being vice president … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Hillary Clinton’s Chances At Being Vice President