“Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.” – Jay Leno on Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Osama bin Laden And Dick Cheney
“Kathryn Bigelow won Best Director for The Hurt Locker, about the Iraq war. But she forgot to thank the two people without whom this film could have never been made: Bush and Cheney.” — Jay Leno on Kathryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Kathryn Bigelow And The Hurt Locker
“New York City is at war with Canadian geese ever since the whole US Airways landing in the Hudson. Mayor Bloomberg is serious about this. He’s so serious, he’s bringing in Dick Cheney.” — David Letterman on New York City’s War on Geese … Continue reading…David Letterman On New York City’s War On Geese
“I can’t believe Dick Cheney. He keeps giving speeches, and he’s appearing on TV news shows. It’s like he thinks he’s still president.” — Jay Leno on Dick Cheney … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Dick Cheney
“President Obama and former Vice President Dick Cheney spoke on torture last week. Obama spoke out against torture, and Cheney gave more of a ‘how-to’ discussion.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and Dick Cheney on torture … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And Dick Cheney On Torture