“There are rumors that the CEO of BP is saying they might go out of business. Then who will be in charge of not stopping the leak?” — David Letterman on BP possibly going out of business … Continue reading…David Letterman On BP Possibly Going Out Of Business
“The bad news is that there’s going to be a huge environmental disaster from the oil leak in the gulf. The good news is, they think the oil spill will be diluted by the melt ice caps.” — David Letterman on the BP oil spill … Continue reading…David Letterman On The BP Oil Spill
“The name of the volcano in Iceland is Eyjafjallajokull. It’s the scariest thing out of Iceland since Bjork in that swan outfit.” — David Letterman on Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull volcano … Continue reading…David Letterman On Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull Volcano
“Are you ready for the big 2010 Census? They’re saying the census consists of 10 questions in 10 minutes. That’s how John McCain chose his running mate.” — David Letterman on the 2010 Census and John McCain … Continue reading…David Letterman On The 2010 Census And John McCain
“The United States Post Office says that they’re going to cut back delivery to five days a week. I was upset until I thought, ‘That’s one less day of hate mail.'” — David Letterman on the United States Postal Service’s 5 day delivery proposal … Continue reading…David Letterman On The United States Postal Service’s 5 Day Delivery Proposal