“Two million people were there to watch Obama take the oath. It was very emotional. The liberals in the crowd haven’t cried this much since they spilled their lattes in their Priuses.” — Craig Ferguson on Barack Obama’s inauguration … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Barack Obama’s Inauguration
“The malls were packed on Friday. All those women fighting and screaming and shoving… it’s like an episode of The View.” — Craig Ferguson on Black Friday … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Black Friday
“On CBS News, Katie Couric asked both presidential candidates the last time they cried. I’m glad I held off on my vote until that question was asked.” — Craig Ferguson on Katie Couric’s interview with Barack Obama and John McCain … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Katie Couric’s Interview With Barack Obama And John McCain
“Barack Obama is introducing Kanye West at a Chicago concert. I think he’s trying to win over all the hip-hop fans who support John McCain.” — Craig Ferguson on Barack Obama introducing Kanye West at a recent Chicago concert … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Barack Obama Introducing Kanye West At A Recent Chicago Concert