“Congratulations to Bill Clinton for going to North Korea and freeing the two journalists. To be fair, it wasn’t that hard for Bill… he’s used to sneaking women out of government buildings.” — Craig Ferguson on Bill Clinton freeing journalists from North Korea … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Bill Clinton Freeing Journalists From North Korea
“The president may have a nominee for the Supreme Court by the end of the week. Does it bother anybody that it took him 10 times longer to pick a dog?” — Craig Ferguson on Barack Obama’s Supreme Court Justice nominee … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Barack Obama’s Supreme Court Justice Nominee
“Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is returning to prime-time. Due to the recession, it’s been renamed ‘Who Wants Five Bucks And A Taco.'” — Craig Ferguson on the return of i>Who Wants To Be A Millionaire … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On The Return Of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
“A doctor in England claims that he has impregnated four women with human clones. I think we should go back to the old-fashioned way of having babies — eight at a time.” — Craig Ferguson on English Doctor’s human cloning claim … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On English Doctor’s Human Cloning Claim
“Bad news for General Motors. They had to recall more than 1 million cars for safety reasons. THe cares The cars were easy to locate… they were still in the showrooms.” — Craig Ferguson on General Motors’ recent recall … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On General Motors’ Recent Recall