“Producers in Hollywood say America is now ready for a black James Bond and a black Wonder Woman. America may even be ready for a black Michael Jackson.” — Conan O’Brien on a possible black James Bond … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On A Possible Black James Bond
“Tuesday in Washington, the Secret Service arrested a man who climbed over the White House fence. The Secret Service told the man, ‘Get back here, Mr. President, you have two more months.'” — Conan O’Brien on a possible White House trespassing … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On A Possible White House Trespassing
“Boy George says he’s written a song supporting Barack Obama. That will help Obama lock up the critical 1980s gay pop-star vote.” — Conan O’Brien on Boy George supporting Barack Obama … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Boy George Supporting Barack Obama
“Experts say that since Sarah Palin became the vice presidential nominee, there’s been a spike in the sale of her style eyeglasses. With Palin’s glasses you can see everything — except what the hell your teenage daughter’s up to.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s eyeglasses … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin’s Eyeglasses
“Someone was able to hack into Sarah Palin’s e-mail account, because she hadn’t taken the proper security measures. So it’s official — no one in the Palin family uses protection.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s hacked e-mail account … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin’s Hacked E-Mail Account