“General Motors has announced that it will be removing its ‘GM Mark of Excellence’ logo from all GM cars. Of course, the GM Mark of Excellence logo doesn’t usually have to be removed because after 50 miles it just falls off.” — Conan O’Brien on General Motors’ logo … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On General Motors’ Logo
“This is Obama’s 12th appearance on the cover of Time magazine. This beats President Bush’s record of 11 appearances on the cover of MAD magazine.” — Conan O’Brien on Time magazine’s favorite cover boy Barack Obama … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Time Magazine’s Favorite Cover Boy Barack Obama
“This week, the Toyota Corolla became the most traded-in car as part of the Cash for Clunkers program. After hearing this, the CEO of General Motors said, ‘Don’t tell me Toyota makes even a better clunker than we do.'” — Conan O’Brien on Cash for Clunkers … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Cash For Clunkers
“Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game and afterward, he had a five-minute phone conversation with President Obama. Meanwhile, the losing pitcher got a two-hour phone call from Joe Biden.” — Conan O’Brien on Mark Buehrle’s perfect game … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Mark Buehrle’s Perfect Game
“President Obama is taking a historic trip — he’s in Russia. Obama went there because from Russia, you can actually see Sarah Palin cleaning out her office in Alaska.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s resignation as Alaska governor … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin’s Resignation As Alaska Governor