“BP has the worst safety record of all the oil companies and has paid $373 million in fines. They don’t call them fines though, they’re called ‘campaign contributions.'” — Jay Leno on BP‘s safety record and number of fines … Continue reading…Jay Leno On BP’s Safety Record And Number Of Fines
“The American Association Of Nude Recreation tried to break the record for the most people skinny dipping at once. In other news, the oil spill is now the second-most disgusting ocean disaster of all time.” — Jimmy Fallon on the new skinny dipping record … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On The New Skinny Dipping Record
“There are rumors that the CEO of BP is saying they might go out of business. Then who will be in charge of not stopping the leak?” — David Letterman on BP possibly going out of business … Continue reading…David Letterman On BP Possibly Going Out Of Business
“In a new interview, BP‘s CEO Tony Hayward said the Gulf oil spill is ‘relatively tiny’ compared to the ‘very big ocean.’ That’s like telling someone who’s just been shot not to worry about the bullet, because they’re really, really fat.” — Jimmy Fallon on BP CEO Tony Hayward … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On BP CEO Tony Hayward
“BP is the responsible party, but we need the federal government to make sure that they are held accountable and that they are indeed responsible.” — Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on the BP Oil Spill … Continue reading…Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal On The BP Oil Spill