“The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. They showed the biathlon, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as commuting.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the biathlon at the Winter Olympics … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On The Biathlon At The Winter Olympics
“The New Orleans Saints fans have waited a long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but a long time.” — David Letterman on the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl … Continue reading…David Letterman On The New Orleans Saints Winning The Super Bowl
Golden State Warriors guard Monta Ellis hits a jumper from behind the backboard. And yes, it’s harder than it looks. … Continue reading…Monta Ellis Shoots From Behind The Backboard
“According to MSNBC, Tiger Woods paid some of his mistresses between $5,000 and $20,000 a month to keep quiet about his affairs. That’s the second bailout plan this year that didn’t work.” — Jay Leno on Tiger Woods and the Bailout … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Tiger Woods And The Bailout