“JetBlue is appointing retired Gen. Stanley McChrystal to its board of directors. That’s who I want looking for my missing luggage — the guy who’s been trying to find bin Laden for ten years.” — Jimmy Fallon on JetBlue hiring Gen. Stanley McChrystal … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On JetBlue Hiring Gen. Stanley McChrystal
“Increasing road capacity to accommodate increased driving is like buying bigger pants to cure obesity.” — Lewis Mumford on increasing road capacity … Continue reading…Lewis Mumford On Increasing Road Capacity
“Former President George W. Bush was on Oprah. When asked about being the leader of the free world, Oprah said, ‘It’s not bad.'” — Conan O’Brien on George W. Bush being on Oprah … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On George W. Bush Being On Oprah
“George W. Bush says he is glad to be out of the Oval Office because he doesn’t have to think all the time. That was him thinking all the time?” — David Letterman on George W. Bush being glad to be out of the Oval Office … Continue reading…David Letterman On George W. Bush Being Glad To Be Out Of The Oval Office
“It is time to recognize that sacrifice, valor and integrity are no more defined by sexual orientation than they are by race or gender, religion or creed.” — President Barack Obama on repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” … Continue reading…President Barack Obama On Repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”