“Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.” – Jay Leno on Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Osama bin Laden And Dick Cheney
“After months of budget negotiations and some tough compromises on both sides, I’m happy to announce that a deal has finally been reached. That’s right, the entire cast of Jersey Shore has signed on for season Number 4.” — Jimmy Fallon on Jersey Shore‘s Season 4 … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Jersey Shore’s Season 4
“I like my women like I like my toast, hot and consumable with butter.” — Douglas Reynholm (Matt Berry) quote from The IT Crowd “Jen the Fredo” (S04E01) … Continue reading…Douglas Reynholm (Matt Berry) Quote
“I’m doing well for a 15-year old with a wife and a baby.” — Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly) in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story … Continue reading…Quote From Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
“[It] was like the day care center in Toy Story 3.” — Anthony Bourdain on Marcel Vigneron‘s team At Restaurant Wars (Top Chef All-Stars) … Continue reading…Anthony Bourdain On Marcel Vigneron’s Team At Restaurant Wars