“Barack Obama is introducing Kanye West at a Chicago concert. I think he’s trying to win over all the hip-hop fans who support John McCain.” — Craig Ferguson on Barack Obama introducing Kanye West at a recent Chicago concert … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Barack Obama Introducing Kanye West At A Recent Chicago Concert
“Aaron Spelling’s widow, Candy Spelling, purchased a penthouse condo in Century City Tuesday for $47 million. She’s moving out of her $80 million home. So it’s not just Ed McMahon who’s suffering out here during this downturn.” — Argus Hamilton on Candy Spelling’s Century City condo … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Candy Spelling’s Century City Condo
“In a speech, the Pope said that the world’s resources are being squandered because of insatiable consumption. Then the Pope put down his jewel encrusted staff, got into his Popemobile and sped off to the Vatican Palace.” — Conan O’Brien on the Pope’s criticism of the world’s insatiable consumption of resources … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On The Pope’s Criticism Of The World’s Insatiable Consumption Of Resources
“I know now what I have to become to stop men like him.” — Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) from The Dark Knight … Continue reading…Bruce Wayne Quote From The Dark Knight
“Cuba announced they will send a rowing team to the Olympics. They started training last month and haven’t been seen since.” — Conan O’Brien on Cuba’s 2008 Olympic rowing team … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Cuba’s 2008 Olympic Rowing Team