“Joe Biden is Barack Obama’s running mate. Nothing says change like a guy who’s been in the Senate for 35 years.” — David Letterman on Barack Obama choosing Joe Biden as his running mate … Continue reading…David Letterman On Barack Obama Choosing Joe Biden As His Running Mate
“Hillary Clinton appeared with Barack Obama at a rally in New Hampshire Friday to show her unconditional support for him. She acted like she meant it, and he acted like he believed it. One day, used care salesmen will study this tape in advanced training sessions.” — Argus Hamilton on Hillary Clinton’s Appearance at a Barack Obama New Hampshire rally … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Hillary Clinton’s Appearance At A Barack Obama New Hampshire Rally
“The New York Times once again raised the issue that John McCain may not be eligible to be president because he’s not a natural-born U.S. citizen. Apparently, McCain was born outside the 13 colonies.” — Conan O’Brien on a New York Times report question John McCain’s presidential eligibility … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On A New York Times Report Questioning John McCain’s Presidential Eligibility
“After John McCain made a political ad that featured Paris Hilton… she fired back with her own political ad calling Sen. McCain a wrinkly, white-haired guy, and talked about her energy policy, which until this point, has been vodka.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Paris Hilton’s retaliating political ad on John McCain … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Paris Hilton’s Retaliating Political Ad On John McCain
“John Edwards admitted Friday to having an adulterous affair on the campaign trail, and he was immediately replaced as a speaker at the Democratic convention by Bill Clinton. The lesson is clear. You cannot act like that when everybody likes your wife.” — Argus Hamilton on John Edwards admitting to adultery … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On John Edwards Admitting To Adultery