David Letterman On The Economic Crisis
“The economy is bad. So bad, even Tom Cruise is taking antidepressants.” — David Letterman on the economic crisis … Continue reading…David Letterman On The Economic Crisis
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Jimmy Fallon On Bill Gates Forbidding iPhones And iPods
“Bill Gates has forbidden his children from owning an iPhone or iPod. Luckily, they’re still allowed to play with their piles and piles of money.” — Jimmy Fallon on Bill Gates forbidding iPhones and iPods … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Bill Gates Forbidding iPhones And iPods
On The Performances Of Starting Pitchers After Signing Big Contracts
“No,” he says. “I thought it’d be much worse.” — An executive’s opinion upon hearing the results of a crude study on the performances of starting pitchers after signing big contracts … Continue reading…On The Performances Of Starting Pitchers After Signing Big Contracts
Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama’s Optimistic Outlook On The Economy
“At President Obama’s press conference, he said, ‘We’re seeing definite signs of progress,’ and ‘A better day will come.’ Then he stopped and said, ‘I’m sorry–we’re talking about the Knicks, right?'” — Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama’s optimistic outlook on the economy … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama’s Optimistic Outlook On The Economy
Argus Hamilton On Ken Starr And California’s Proposition 8
“Ken Starr argued on behalf of Proposition 8 banning gay marriage to the California Supreme Court on Thursday. He already got Bill Clinton impeached for heterosexual sex. It would appear he’s against forms of fornication except for legal fees.” — Argus Hamilton Ken Starr and California’s Proposition 8 … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Ken Starr And California’s Proposition 8