“Michael Jackson’s family motorcade to Forest Lawn’s chapel Tuesday shut down Ventura Free during morning rush hour. The motorcade consisted of five Rolls-Royces trailed by four Bentleys and six Jaguars. Even Motown won’t buy an American car.” — Argus Hamilton on Michael Jackson’s funeral … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Michael Jackson’s Funeral
“President Obama was ripped by animal rights activists for killing a fly during a TV interview. It was grim. He slapped it barehanded and it fell dead to the Oval Office carpet, where it lies next to the president of GM and three Inspector Generals.” — Argus Hamilton on Barack Obama killing a fly … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Barack Obama Killing A Fly
“The Shuttle Atlantis blasted off Monday at Cape Canaveral. The Astronauts were told to disregard the engine warning light that came on after launch. It’s not clear at this point if the government took over GM or if GM took over the government.” — Argus Hamilton on the Space Shuttle Atlantis … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On The Space Shuttle Atlantis
“I want to thank Shania Twain for always making such theatrical videos, and Garth Brooks for always putting the fans first. I take my cues from you.” — Taylor Swift at the 2009 Country Music Television Awards … Continue reading…Taylor Swift At The 2009 Country Music Television Awards
“New York City is at war with Canadian geese ever since the whole US Airways landing in the Hudson. Mayor Bloomberg is serious about this. He’s so serious, he’s bringing in Dick Cheney.” — David Letterman on New York City’s War on Geese … Continue reading…David Letterman On New York City’s War On Geese