“I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.” — Conan O’Brien on life and Jay Leno … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Life And Jay Leno
“Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer is re-evaluating its endorsement deal with Tiger Woods. Which is ironic, because in order to schedule a career, a wife, and 14 mistresses, you need a really good watch.” — Conan O’Brien on Tiger Woods and Tag Heuer … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Tiger Woods And Tag Heuer
“CBS announced they’re canceling As The World Turns. Don’t worry though, if you’re addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.” — Craig Ferguson on the CBS cancellation of As The World Turns … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On The CBS Cancellation Of As The World Turns
“At the Copenhagen climate summit, they’re talking about saving the environment. The delegates had 1,200 limos and 140 private jets. Or as they call that in Malibu, Earth Day.” — Jay Leno on the Copenhagen Climate Summit … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Copenhagen Climate Summit
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” — Kevin Jonas on having no sex before marriage … Continue reading…Kevin Jonas On Having No Sex Before Marriage