“Congress has voted against giving itself a pay raise. They thought giving themselves a pay raise now would be unpopular. I think giving them any pay at all right now is unpopular.” — Jay Leno on Congress voting against giving itself a pay raise … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Congress Voting Against Giving Itself A Pay Raise
“When he could get it up.” — Mindy McCready on Roger Clemens being good in bed … Continue reading…Mindy McCready On Roger Clemens Being Good In Bed
“The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.” — Rush Limbaugh on BP oil rig spill near Louisiana coast … Continue reading…Rush Limbaugh On BP Oil Rig Spill Near Louisiana Coast
“A New York doctor has finished a five-year study on what smells have the biggest effect on New Yorkers. The smell New Yorkers like the most: vanilla. The smell New Yorkers like the least: New Jersey.” — Jay Leno on smells in New York … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Smells In New York
“Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is speaking out. She realizes that she was totally unprepared to be a mother. It’s better than being a mother that’s totally unprepared to be vice president.” — Jay Leno on Bristol Palin and motherhood … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Bristol Palin And Motherhood