“Huge victory for women in all of this week’s elections. I can remember when only rich, white men could buy elections. Now, women can buy them too.” — Jay Leno on the June 2010 primary elections … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The June 2010 Primary Elections
“Stephen Hawking says that not only does he believe that aliens exist, but that we shouldn’t make contact with them, as they could be very angry. Especially aliens from Arizona.” — Jay Leno on Stephen Hawking and the recent Arizona immigration law … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Stephen Hawking And The Recent Arizona Immigration Law
“The government announced today that they’re making big changes to the No-Fly list. Apparently, asking terrorists to be on the honor system has not been working.” — Jay Leno on changes to the No-Fly List … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Changes To The No-Fly List
“In a new interview, BP‘s CEO Tony Hayward said the Gulf oil spill is ‘relatively tiny’ compared to the ‘very big ocean.’ That’s like telling someone who’s just been shot not to worry about the bullet, because they’re really, really fat.” — Jimmy Fallon on BP CEO Tony Hayward … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On BP CEO Tony Hayward
“The FDA may be on the verge of approving Viagra for women. They say the chemicals in it may reduce the incidence of fake headaches before bed.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Viagra for women … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Viagra For Women