“There are rumors that the CEO of BP is saying they might go out of business. Then who will be in charge of not stopping the leak?” — David Letterman on BP possibly going out of business … Continue reading…David Letterman On BP Possibly Going Out Of Business
Kudos to Sen. Tom McClintock for refusing to introduce any sponsored bills during the 2007-08 term. … Continue reading…Kudos To Sen. Tom McClintock For Introducting Zero Sponsored Bills During The 2007-08 Term
“Huge victory for women in all of this week’s elections. I can remember when only rich, white men could buy elections. Now, women can buy them too.” — Jay Leno on the June 2010 primary elections … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The June 2010 Primary Elections
“Stephen Hawking says that not only does he believe that aliens exist, but that we shouldn’t make contact with them, as they could be very angry. Especially aliens from Arizona.” — Jay Leno on Stephen Hawking and the recent Arizona immigration law … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Stephen Hawking And The Recent Arizona Immigration Law
“The government announced today that they’re making big changes to the No-Fly list. Apparently, asking terrorists to be on the honor system has not been working.” — Jay Leno on changes to the No-Fly List … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Changes To The No-Fly List