“New York City is at war with Canadian geese ever since the whole US Airways landing in the Hudson. Mayor Bloomberg is serious about this. He’s so serious, he’s bringing in Dick Cheney.” — David Letterman on New York City’s War on Geese … Continue reading…David Letterman On New York City’s War On Geese
“Sarah Palin has accepted my apology. She also accepted a $500 gift certificate from LensCrafters. I though that was a nice touch.” — David Letterman on Sarah Palin … Continue reading…David Letterman On Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin is stepping down as Alakasa governor on July 26, 2009. Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will take over as governor in her place. … Continue reading…Sarah Palin Stepping Down As Alaska Governor July 26, 2009
“Sen. John McCain said today that he bought a hybrid car. Apparently McCain thinks a hybrid car is one that has an AM and FM radio.” — Conan O’Brien on John McCain … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On John McCain
“Two U.S. reporters have been imprisoned in North Korea and now President Obama is considering sending Al Gore to negotiate their release. After hearing the Al Gore threat, North Korea gave up the reporters and their nuclear program.” — Conan O’Brien on Barack Obama and North Korea … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Barack Obama And North Korea