“Here is something pretty unbelievable. The only living World War I veteran, a man named Frank Buckles, just turned 109 years old. What’s even more amazing, he just finished his fourth tour in Afghanistan.” — Jay Leno on Frank Buckles … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Frank Buckles
“The New Orleans Saints fans have waited a long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but a long time.” — David Letterman on the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl … Continue reading…David Letterman On The New Orleans Saints Winning The Super Bowl
“Everyone’s talking about the military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. Adm. Mike Mullen said it’s wrong to force people ‘to lie about who they are’ in order to serve their country. Then Congress was like, ‘Who cares? We do that every election.'” — Jimmy Fallon on ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
“Sen. Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring. He says he may go work for the banking industry. Have you seen his voting record? I think he already works for the banking industry.” — Jay Leno on Sen. Chris Dodd retiring … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Sen. Chris Dodd Retiring
“Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she’s not unqualified for.” — David Letterman on Sarah Palin at Fox News … Continue reading…David Letterman On Sarah Palin At Fox News