“President Obama went on Fox News tonight to pitch his plan for heath care reform. Obama going on Fox News? That’s like John Edwards going on The Marriage Ref.” — Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama and heath care reform … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama And Heath Care Reform
“Kathryn Bigelow won Best Director for The Hurt Locker, about the Iraq war. But she forgot to thank the two people without whom this film could have never been made: Bush and Cheney.” — Jay Leno on Kathryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Kathryn Bigelow And The Hurt Locker
“President Bush said that he often turned to prayer during his presidency. Hey, I think we all turned to prayer during his presidency.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush and prayer … Continue reading…Jay Leno On George W. Bush And Prayer
“The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. They showed the biathlon, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as commuting.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the biathlon at the Winter Olympics … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On The Biathlon At The Winter Olympics
“The head of Toyota had to appear before Congress to be yelled at. It was actually refreshing to see a car company CEO appear before Congress and not ask for $10 billion.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Toyota before Congress … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Toyota Before Congress