“Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is speaking out. She realizes that she was totally unprepared to be a mother. It’s better than being a mother that’s totally unprepared to be vice president.” — Jay Leno on Bristol Palin and motherhood … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Bristol Palin And Motherhood
“President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan this weekend. I guess after 14 months in Washington, he wanted to go somewhere where there was less fighting.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama’s visit to Afghanistan … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama’s Visit To Afghanistan
“Are you ready for the big 2010 Census? They’re saying the census consists of 10 questions in 10 minutes. That’s how John McCain chose his running mate.” — David Letterman on the 2010 Census and John McCain … Continue reading…David Letterman On The 2010 Census And John McCain
“The United States Post Office says that they’re going to cut back delivery to five days a week. I was upset until I thought, ‘That’s one less day of hate mail.'” — David Letterman on the United States Postal Service’s 5 day delivery proposal … Continue reading…David Letterman On The United States Postal Service’s 5 Day Delivery Proposal
“Radio host Rush Limbaugh says he will leave the United States if health care reform passes. Well, if that doesn’t get the Democrats to rally, nothing will.” — Jay Leno on Rush Limbaugh and health care reform … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Rush Limbaugh And Health Care Reform