“BP has the worst safety record of all the oil companies and has paid $373 million in fines. They don’t call them fines though, they’re called ‘campaign contributions.'” — Jay Leno on BP‘s safety record and number of fines … Continue reading…Jay Leno On BP’s Safety Record And Number Of Fines
“It looks like this Gore divorce could be costly. Al Gore is now only trying to save half of the planet.” — Jay Leno on Al Gore’s marriage … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Al Gore’s Marriage
“President Obama was in New Orleans for the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. Halfway through his speech, FEMA finally showed up.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and the 5-Year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And The 5-Year Anniversary Of Hurricane Katrina
“The American Association Of Nude Recreation tried to break the record for the most people skinny dipping at once. In other news, the oil spill is now the second-most disgusting ocean disaster of all time.” — Jimmy Fallon on the new skinny dipping record … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On The New Skinny Dipping Record
“There are rumors that the CEO of BP is saying they might go out of business. Then who will be in charge of not stopping the leak?” — David Letterman on BP possibly going out of business … Continue reading…David Letterman On BP Possibly Going Out Of Business