Matthew McConaughey Likes His Flip-Flops
“I’ve lost my flip-flops!” — Matthew McConaughey exclaimed after being found searching through a sewage ditch. … Continue reading…Matthew McConaughey Likes His Flip-Flops
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Moe Flater Quote From Veronica Mars
“Someone has been leaving a surprise in the third stall everyday for the past two weeks. This person apparently never learned how to flush, and it’s my amateur medical opinion that he’s also suffering from what must be a terminal disease.” — Moe Flater (Andrew McClain) quote from Veronica Mars (S3E09) … Continue reading…Moe Flater Quote From Veronica Mars
Lester Freeman Quote From The Wire
“Text? Need I remind you, detective, these young men are products of Baltimore city schools.” — Lester Freeman (Clarke Peters) from The Wire (S5E06) … Continue reading…Lester Freeman Quote From The Wire
Jay Leno On Hillary Clinton
“The talk is that now Hillary Clinton’s going to try to unite the party. However, Bill Clinton said, ‘The party’s usually over when she shows up.'” — Jay Leno … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Hillary Clinton
Conan O’Brien On Hillary Clinton Possibly Being Barack Obama’s VP
“Political experts are saying that Barack Obama is hesitant to name Hillary Clinton his vice president because he is unsure of the role Bill Clinton would want to play. Bill says he’s comfortable playing many roles, including boss interviewing secretary, pizza guy surprising housewife… he doesn’t care.” — Conan O’Brien … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Hillary Clinton Possibly Being Barack Obama’s VP