“Someone was able to hack into Sarah Palin’s e-mail account, because she hadn’t taken the proper security measures. So it’s official — no one in the Palin family uses protection.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s hacked e-mail account … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin’s Hacked E-Mail Account
“Congress now has a 10% approval rating. That seems way too high.” — Jay Leno on Congress’ recent approval rating … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Congress’ Recent Approval Rating
“She says she’s a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. Which explains why she is in favor of shotgun weddings.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s NRA membership … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin’s NRA Membership
“Oprah Winfrey is refusing to have Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin on her show. The friction started because Palin said, if she was elected, she’d be the most powerful woman in the country, and Oprah said, ‘The hell you will.'” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin And Oprah Winfrey
“They’re saying that Barack Obama is starting to slip in the polls. But don’t worry. He has a plan. He’s going to go back to campaigning in Europe.” — David Letterman on Barack Obama’s recent slip in the polls … Continue reading…David Letterman On Barack Obama’s Recent Slip In The Polls