“Some people got bored while waiting for the inauguration so they started doing the Electric Slide. Apparently, the best way to celebrate our first black president is to do the whitest dance imaginable.” — Conan O’Brien on Barack Obama’s inauguration … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Barack Obama’s Inauguration
“It’s okay T-Dogg. If it doesn’t hurt, you’re not doing it right.” — The Todd (Dr. Todd Quinlan) (Robert Maschio) quote about crying during sex in Scrubs S08E06 … Continue reading…The Todd (Dr. Todd Quinlan) Quote In Scrubs
“Not only poor people should experience this.” — Bill Gates says as he unleashes mosquitoes onto the TED2009 (Technology, Entertainment and Design) Conference crowd to remind them of the dangers the third world still face from malaria … Continue reading…Bill Gates Quote At TED2009
“Hotels in Washington, D.C., are overbooked. A lot of VIPs have no place to stay. Things are so bad, Bill and Hillary Clinton have to share a room.” — Craig Ferguson on Bill and Hillary Clinton at Barack Obama’s inauguration … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Bill And Hillary Clinton At Barack Obama’s Inauguration
“Two million people were there to watch Obama take the oath. It was very emotional. The liberals in the crowd haven’t cried this much since they spilled their lattes in their Priuses.” — Craig Ferguson on Barack Obama’s inauguration … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Barack Obama’s Inauguration