“The Shuttle Atlantis blasted off Monday at Cape Canaveral. The Astronauts were told to disregard the engine warning light that came on after launch. It’s not clear at this point if the government took over GM or if GM took over the government.” — Argus Hamilton on the Space Shuttle Atlantis … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On The Space Shuttle Atlantis
“I want to thank Shania Twain for always making such theatrical videos, and Garth Brooks for always putting the fans first. I take my cues from you.” — Taylor Swift at the 2009 Country Music Television Awards … Continue reading…Taylor Swift At The 2009 Country Music Television Awards
“New York City is at war with Canadian geese ever since the whole US Airways landing in the Hudson. Mayor Bloomberg is serious about this. He’s so serious, he’s bringing in Dick Cheney.” — David Letterman on New York City’s War on Geese … Continue reading…David Letterman On New York City’s War On Geese
“Sarah Palin has accepted my apology. She also accepted a $500 gift certificate from LensCrafters. I though that was a nice touch.” — David Letterman on Sarah Palin … Continue reading…David Letterman On Sarah Palin
“Will Ferrell is the only guy I know who eats waffle cones right out of the box. I’ve seen him eat twenty, unbuckle his belt, then eat twenty more. I really admire him for that.” — Conan O’Brien on Will Ferrell (GQ) … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Will Ferrell